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A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom, why have I got these huge three toed feet?"
The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."
"Okay," says the son.
A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"
"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert."
"Thanks Mom," replies the son.
After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back??"
His mother replies impatiently, "They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert."
"That's great Mom. So we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes, and these humps to store water, but Mom..."
"Yes, son?"
"Do we really need all of these in the zoo"


A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"


"I have read your essay about your house," scowled the professor, "and it's exactly the same as your brother's from last year."
"Of course," says the student, "It's the same house."


teacher:what is the formula for water?
student: h i j k l m n o
teacher: how???????????
student: yesterday u said that the formula of water is h to o (H2O)


A panicked passenger in the Titanic:
Captain, How far is the way to the nearest land?
Captain: Two Miles.
Passenger: In which direction?
Captain: Towards bottom!


Karan: What's the best way to start the day?
Paul: Do exercises?
Karan: No.
Paul: What then?
Karan: Wake up!



Rishi: Two from five equals one.
Teacher: Now you know that's not right!
Rishi: Yes, it is.
Teacher: Give me an example.
Rishi: The word 'alone' has five letters. Take the first two away, and you're left with 'one'!


Ravi: Manoj, the doctor is here.
Do you want to see him?
Manoj: No! Tell him I'm not well.










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